Lardathon Day #15
15 07 2007Today I am in less pain. After awaking from my dream which saw me in a Lost-like situation but waking up before I found out if I was rescued and if anyone had got a well deserved slap for getting on the rescue plane without me I got out of bed to see if my leg felt any better but it didn’t but I did manage to get up without wanting to be sick which I take as a good sign and after taking some ibuprofen my leg is feeling better and I decide to go to the supermarket and I manage to only buy what is on my list but that’s mostly because my stomach has decided it’s not 100% better after all and all the cakes and stuff are making me feel sick and when I get to the checkout the man in front of me only has a bottle of vodka and a banoffee pie and I think I should give him a lardathon card but then I think maybe I won’t as his girlfriend looks a bit scary and will probably give me a slap and I get outside with my shopping that contains neither vodka nor banoffee pie but a healthy selection of vegetables, and a foreign woman grabs my wrist and puts her fingers to her mouth and I think what the fuck? and I shake her off and wonder if she was after a cigarette then I think ah no she probably wants some food, well she can go to Lidl and get her own food, she’s not having mine, the cheeky git.
Lardathon stats:
Starting weight: 9 st 4
Current weight: 9 st 4
Breakfast/lunch: Crunchy peanut butter on toast
Dinner: Lentil shepherd’s pie with cheese sweet potato mash / peas, carrots, sweetcorn and green beans
Other: Nectarine
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giving out lardathon cards could be quite good fun…
Well, it’d be fun until one of us got a slap, anyway
I had cunchy peanut butter on toast this morning. I was a bit disappointed as I put smooth pb in my trolley and someone must have switched em. I hate crunchy.
If I ever have someone swap my crunchy butter for smooth, I’ll swap you. I hate smooth peanut butter
mmm - crunch peanut butter - I’m okay with smooth but rustic is much better
So - this lentil shepherd’s pie - does the shepherd round up the lentils in the field with his lentil dog or something??
Love lentil shepard’s pie. Yummmm.
jogblog, I’m so sorry that you are not feeling well and I hope you get better real soon.
I hope you start to feel better.Sounds like a touch of food poison.I hope the leg starts to feel better too,I would go see a doc for that.
Weird beggars everywhere….. Take care of your stomach and leg….