Lardathon Day #16 and #17
17 07 2007I don’t really seem to have got the hang of this Lardathon malarky, even though it was me what invented it and that. Yesterday saw me on a rare Monday night out on the piss, due to the fact that I had bought tickets to see the Ruts and various other old git bands that people keep telling me I’m too young to remember as apparently it’s only 44 year old men who are allowed to remember them and before we went to see bands that I’m too young to remember we stuffed our faces at a vegan Chinese all you can shove down your gob for £6 buffet. And after we stuffed our faces at a vegan Chinese all you can shove down your gob for £6 buffet we went to the Carling Academy Islington which now that it’s stopped stinking of smoke smells of wee instead and along with the Ruts were the Damned which pleased me greatly, even if I am too young to remember them.
Today would have been a better Lardathon day if a) I hadn’t accidentally bought a KitKat and a packet of crisps at lunchtime; b) I hadn’t accidentally bought another KitKat and more crisps on the way home; and c) decided that if I was going to pig out on KitKat and crisps, I might as well do it in style and accidentally bought a bottle of wine too.
I blame the mean old bag at Liverpool Street station today who made me pay a £20 penalty fare because my ticket expired yesterday and I didn’t have time to queue up to get it renewed. I told her that made my journey over £1 a minute but she didn’t think that was very funny.
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i know that chinese place – used to be a favourite until i had to lose weight. do you think your leg/foot ? is getting better ? when i hit just under 10 st. i’m gonna buy chocolate and crisps to celebrate ‘rock and roll’ style.
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oh dear – I seriously need to lose weight
Still – at least I haven’t been stuffing my face with KitKat all day
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My leg seems to be getting worse, not better. Need to make a trip to the hospital I think
I have not been stuffing my face with KitKat all day. Just most of it
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good luck at the hospital – do you just go to A&E? do they scan it for you? i hope the pain gets better soon
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Me too! I hope you get better soon.
We have a vegan Chinese place that’s quite good. Haven’t been for awhile. Maybe I’ll go again this weekend.
I really need to get back on track with my eating. If I say it enough I’ll eventually get there.
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I swear I would have done hogged the same way if I had to pay any kind of penalty… Comfort eating I call it…
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Barts has a minor injuries department, I went there last year, no one knows about it so there’s no queueing. Oh sh*t, now everyone knows about it
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Barts?, it’s alright, I won’t tell anyone. And I live a long way, away anyway….(that’s way too many ways!!)
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