Lardathon Day #28 and #29
29 07 2007I don’t know what I’m worse at. Keeping my Lardathon blog updated every day, or, um, actually sticking to this Lardathon thingy. Ho hum.
Anyway, Lardathon Day 28 gets off to a good start and a good end actually, with me eating fuck all and even foregoing the free ice cream, unlike some people, but um, I did seem to swap the eating thing for the drinking thing which maybe accounts for the hangover I had this morning. But enough about my hangover, and let’s get back to the important business of how many cows did I see on Saturday.
Well, let’s count ‘em.
Hmm. One cow. But hey, one cow is better than no cows. And here is da cow in all its cow-like glory doing some kind of cow-like yoga thing.
And here’s the cow again not doing a cow-like yoga thing but doing a I’m-a-moody-cow-and-I-don’t-want-to-talk-to-anyone-so-I’m-not-going-
to-turn-around-thing.
And here is the cow again, showing off it’s pretty Essex stylee earrings.
And today, after I finally dragged myself out of my pit we went and got a very un-Lardathon fry up in a greasy spoon which I think was probably the best idea I’ve had all week and I said to Bear I’m going to make pizza, when is it August and he said August is on Wednesday so I said do you want to come round for pizza on Wednesday then because it won’t be Lardathon anymore and we can eat pizza and he said oh no, I couldn’t possibly do that, I am a finely tuned athlete, don’t you know and I only ever eat 51g of muesli a day and the occasional salad and then I woke up and he said yay, cool, can we have garlic bread too?
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PMPL!!
Love the dream bit at the end – did wonder what was going on there what with me being all healthy and finely tuned.
The cow is obviously doing cow pose
http://www.yogaasana.com.au/poses.htm
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what is that little woolley thing in the background?
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As I recall it was a sheep
Does look more like Mr Squiggle or something from the Mr Men books
Must be rubbish for animals on city farms – all their mates are on big rolling hills that are hundreds of acres big, whereas they get stuck in a small pen with a couple of pigs and a rabbit for company. I’d be having words with my agent
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LOL!! There’s a baby cow too in the pics. You haven’t given him his share of limelight..
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Just love your sense of humour. It really gets me moo-ving through the day!
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Yeah I think the brown woolly thing is a sheep. There was a llama too. And some goats. And some bunnies
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..and some hens and chickens and stuff
don’t remember the bunnies?
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