How many people did you have sex with in the B&B?

I cycled to the gym and then I went on the rowing machine for twenty minutes and then I went on the cross-trainer for twenty minutes and Jeremy Kyle was on the television and although I was quite happy listening to a comedy podcast and didn’t plug my headphones into the television, the subtitle was ‘How many people did you have sex with in the B&B?’ and I wanted to know the answer too and then I thought oh, my mum had a B&B, I wonder if she had sex with all her guests too and I then thought na, probably not, especially not the dodgy 60-year-old one from Newcastle that had a boat and a 13 year old boy in Egypt and I never got to find out how many people the man on Jeremy Kyle had sex with in the B&B and then I went to my body pump class and then I went on the treadmill for fifteen minutes and then I cycled home and got ready to go out tonight to see Knifeworld.

Stats
Cycling: 4.5 miles
Rowing machine: 20 minutes
Cross-trainer: 20 minutes
Body pump: 45 minutes
Treadmill: 15 minutes
People man on Jeremy Kyle had sex with in the B&B: don’t know
Knifeworlds: 1

One comment

  • Haha – love the title!
    Amazing how watching tv can take the boredom away from training.
    Hope you had a good evening.
    🙂

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