After announcing the winners of a previous giveaway where I incorporated a haiku into the post, I foolishly told Facebook that from now on I would announce all giveaway winners in haiku form.
Me and my big mouth
So, thank you to everyone who entered the Kinesio Tex Gold Tape giveaway and so:
Who won the tape, eh?
I believe it’s you!
Well done, Lauren, I’ll email you.
More stuff to win
If you didn’t win the tape but the postie’s just delivered a mag with a bee on the front, you should check out my marathon race pack giveaway. You should check it out anyway if you regularly run further than a parkrun.
HardCore Fitness Foam Roller
Thank you to everyone who entered my giveaway for a foam roller from HardCore Fitness. The random number generator has spoken and the winners are:
Leona S Fisher
Well done, you three – I’ve emailed you, so check your inboxes.
If you didn’t win but still want a foam roller, you can buy one here.
If you didn’t win but still want to try and win things, you can enter my giveaway for a roll of Kinesio tape here.
I can’t think of any more ‘if you didn’t win’ things, so I’m going to stop now but I’ve just noticed the first one makes a haiku, look:
If you didn’t win
but still want a foam roller,
you can buy one here.
This pleases me more than it probably should.
Making me go for a walk
When I can’t be arsed
Here’s a stationary bike haiku for you:
Why are you so crap? Station-
ary bike, you git.
Before I’d got on the stationary bike, I’d been happily cross-training on the cross-trainer when Mr Coach Driver Man decided to park his coach outside the window a foot or so from my face. Nope, 50 people staring through the window at me while I’m on the cross-trainer wasn’t embarrassing at all, oh no.
In case I haven’t humiliated myself enough yet today, here’s a photo of me planking in my PJs to make up for the penguin onesie plank I did wrong.
Model (ahem) wears:
Grey and pink soft brushed cotton pyjamas by DKNY (cheap from TK Maxx)
Slippers by Tesco
Cabinet by Ebay
Vase by Homebase
Floor by don’t know, ask Shaun
Hair by Toni & Guy about 2 years ago and needs a bit of a trim
My deputy HelsBels has lined up a prize for the best plank (hopefully more prizes will be arranged so we can have prizes for different categories), so keep posting them on your blogs, Twitter and on Facebook. We want them all – in your pyjamas, in your onesies, or just blatant exhibitionism, it’s all good.
Short run this morning
Saw dead hedgehog in the road
Poor little hedgehog