Morons from Planet B&Q

So I get the phone call from Gary at the B&Q installation centre who says I can go and pick up the parts from the service desk at the store and I think to myself, oh, I wanted to go for a run tonight, it’ll be too late by the time I get back from the store so then I thought, ooh, I know, I can run to the store, yah, good thinking Batman.

So I get home, get changed, stick my Garmin outside to pick up a signal, put my iPod on, strap my person alarm to my arm and then look at the card Royal Mail have left me as I’m expecting a book, then notice it’s from Parcel Force and think, hmm, Amazon wouldn’t have used Parcel Force to send me a book, oh f*****g hell, I bet it’s those morons on Planet B&Q, they have tried to deliver the sink. They’ve left it with my neighbour across the road though so I go and knock on his door and he peers through the spyhole for a while until he’s reassured himself I don’t look like an axe wielding maniac and says I hope you’ve got a helper. I say no, just me, this is from B&Q, they’re idiots. He helps me carry the two boxes over to my house and I thank him and tell not to ever use B&Q because they’re rubbish. He says they were delivering all over the road today, eek! There’s going to be a lot of dirty people in my road if they’ve let B&Q anywhere near their bathrooms. Or a lot of hungry people if they’re doing their kitchens.

So I’m thinking bloody hell, if I’d have gone up there that’d have been a wasted journey, tossers, and I don’t want a whole sink, I want four titchy tiny pieces, what a waste of a sink. Twats.

B&Q are doing my head in. Someone make them stop it. Please.

As I was in my running gear I thought I might as well go out for a short run anyway and do the two miles I would have done had I run up to B&Q and back, so here are the

Stats:
Miles: 1.98
Total time: 20:49
Average pace: 10:29 minute/mile
Average speed: 5.5mph
Max speed: 8.7mph
Total calories: 162
Weather: 57F
Trips to B&Q to pick up a couple of nuts and a couple of washers: 0
Parcel Force vans delivering unnecessary sinks to paranoid neighbours: 1
Music:
I’m not really sure because iTunes doesn’t seem to like displaying the recently played tracks from my new Shuffle but there was some Who, Buzzcocks and Junior Senior.