Lardathon Day #13

Oops. I seem to have outlarded myself this week in a mightily impressive way. Yesterday I didn’t go to the gym and I still can’t run because of my injured leg and today I had planned to go to the gym after work but while I was out on the piss enjoying a quiet drink with friends I received a call from a web design client who wanted updates to his site asap so I promised to do them this evening and so I didn’t have time to go to the gym and I didn’t even get my walk from Liverpool Street station this morning due to there being no trains although I did get to limp a mile to the tube station and at lunchtime I go to Sainsburys to get muesli to replenish my stock which has suspiciously disappeared and while I’m in Sainsburys a Snickers flapjack accidentally falls into the basket closely followed by an M&Ms chocolate brownie and I think oh it’s Friday 13th, maybe it’s unlucky to put them back on the shelf so I leave them in the basket and I think it might be even unluckier not to eat them within the next hour so after my sandwich I scoff them and am rewarded by feeling sick and having a stomach ache all afternoon and it’s eventually time to go home and I think it’s been a long hard week and I fancy a bottle glass of wine so I go home via the offy and I get home and I still can’t find my iPod headphones and I think how the fuck did I lose them in the ten feet between the front door and the dining table? Weird.

Lardathon Day #13
Starting weight: 9 st 4
Current weight: 9 st 8
Breakfast: Muesli & soya yoghurt
Lunch: Quorn ham slices and salad sandwich on granary bread
Dinner:
Other: Nectarine
Lard based confessions: Snickers flapjack M&Ms chocolate brownie, wine, banoffee pie
Exercise:
None. Oops

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