Lardathon Day #14

Today I am in pain. My leg is not getting better, in fact it’s getting worse which has royally messed up my half-marathon training as I haven’t been able to run for a week and I need to do all the training I can and so I think a trip to hospital next week is called for. I have also been in pain since eating a flapjack and a chocolate brownie yesterday lunchtime and that has also got worse, resulting in crippling stomach pains this morning leading to me having to cancel my plans for going for pizza with Kate tonight. Yes, that’s how much pain I’m in, I’ve cancelled pizza although Bernard emailed and said he’s at a loose end tonight and can he gatecrash and so I said that I’d already cancelled on Kate but otherwise he’d have been welcome to come along and if I make a miraculous recovery I’ll let him know but I’m still in pain and I don’t think I’m going to make a miraculous recovery and I can hardly walk anyway but still, on the bright side is the fact that if I can’t eat anything then I might lose some weight, yay.

Lardathon stats
Starting weight: 9 st 4
Current weight: 9 st 5
Food: Banana, tomato soup, toast
Lard based confessions: There will be no more lard eating, I have learnt my lesson. I’m never eating a flapjack or a chocolate brownie again.