Errors and omissions excepted
It has been brought to my attention that there were two notable absences from my slackers and smartarses lists and they are Big Runner, who outed himself on Facebook to thank me for sparing him from my wrath and I thought ooooooooooooooh, no Big Runner, you’re not spared my wrath, I just forgot and yes, you’re quite right, your blog should, under the Trade Descriptions Act, now be called Big Slacker and Fit Artist pointed out that Highway Kind never slacks, ever and although Highway Kind tried to get out of being on the smartarses list by claiming that he does slack because he goes on the treadmill if the weather’s crap (my words obviously, he’d put it far more eloquently what with him not being a foul-mouthed Essex girl like what I is) he can’t get out of being on the smartarses list that easily because going on the treadmill is not slacking; going on the treadmill is hardcore and only for the terminally dedicated which is what I was on Tuesday when I went on the treadmill because the weather was crap and after one minute I thought can I do that another 29 times? and I thought yes of course I can and after five minutes I thought can I do that another 5 times? and I thought no, bollocks to that and so after 15 minutes I stopped being hardcore and terminally dedicated and went home to be softcore and terminally undedicated.
Stats:
Distance: 1.43 miles
Time: 15:00
Pace: 10:30 m/m
Calories: 141
New slackers: 1
New smartarses: 1
and i got a PB while i was on that slackers list.
Yes but I did say I only put you on the list because I like picking on you.
Hey, no fair…
I did go for a run last weekend, though, and promise to blog about it sometime this year.
If you didn’t blog, it didn’t count. Sorry.
Just wanted to say how much I enjoy reading your blog… not only do you inspire me to keep jogging (just started in December, and have been entered into my first race at end of May) but I’ve even started my own blog too. Not as funny or amusing, but is a useful tool to make sure I keep getting out there. Apart from when it’s snowing. Or raining. Or cold…
6.1 miles on Saturday! 52 minutes ish and didn’t need a bus to complete it this time. I’m officially taking my previous name (sideburnsurfer79) off the slacker list!!
Ok, seeing as I didn’t run at all this weekend (yes I know I’ve got a half in six weeks!), you can officially take your name off the slacker list. You do realise that this makes you a smartarse though?
And hello and welcome to BlobbyJogger!
The truely hardcore go out in the ice and snow. Those of us made of slightly less stern stuff run indoors. (But probably still a smartarse).
Demoted from the slackers list to the smartarse list. This is truely a harsh regime you oversee here!