Blogging, jogging, logging, limerickagogging

Ok, I made the last word up, but when I said that the Independent Adjudicator had chosen the winning limerick for my competition but that I would announce it later as I first had to blog my jog on JogBlog, Helen said I should blog my jog in limerick form and I said hmm, could I? and she said go on! and so I accepted the challenge and so here is today’s run in limerick form.

There once was a runner in Kent
Whose time should have been better spent
With drinking less beer
And wearing more gear
So out into the fields she went

She ran though the fields climbing stiles
In an effort to put in the miles
When she got to the fifth
Her counting went adrift
As her brain went a bit immobile

She got to the foresty bit
Bears sat around having a shit
They didn’t really
But she is nearly
Running out of words that will fit

She got to the end of her jog
And sat down and started to blog
But then Helen said
Write a limerick instead
But do not forget you must log

That’s a bit of a wonky limerick but I’ll post the winning one later to show you how it should be done.

Distance: 3.51 miles
Time: 44:13
Pace: 12:36 m/m
Calories: 335
Wonky limericks: 4
Winning limericks to be announced later: 1


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