Blogging, jogging, logging, limerickagogging
Ok, I made the last word up, but when I said that the Independent Adjudicator had chosen the winning limerick for my competition but that I would announce it later as I first had to blog my jog on JogBlog, Helen said I should blog my jog in limerick form and I said hmm, could I? and she said go on! and so I accepted the challenge and so here is today’s run in limerick form.
There once was a runner in Kent
Whose time should have been better spent
With drinking less beer
And wearing more gear
So out into the fields she went
She ran though the fields climbing stiles
In an effort to put in the miles
When she got to the fifth
Her counting went adrift
As her brain went a bit immobile
She got to the foresty bit
Bears sat around having a shit
They didn’t really
But she is nearly
Running out of words that will fit
She got to the end of her jog
And sat down and started to blog
But then Helen said
Write a limerick instead
But do not forget you must log
That’s a bit of a wonky limerick but I’ll post the winning one later to show you how it should be done.
Stats
Distance: 3.51 miles
Time: 44:13
Pace: 12:36 m/m
Calories: 335
Wonky limericks: 4
Winning limericks to be announced later: 1
There once was a runner from Kent
And an shed-load of time was spent
Limericking a blog
After having a jog
And a ‘well done’ comment was sent
writing blogs in rhyme form is a quirk
but it don’t half distract from your work
while i’m trying to earn
my attentions are turned
so instead of my job I just shirk
Ha ha ha! Very good! Especially the bears!
There must be something in the air – my friend wrote me a birthday limerick today (it’s on facebook).
Haha!
Very good! “With drinking less beer and wearing more gear”!
Sam
Your blog it is fantastic,
Your limericks are elastic,
I wonder if you’ll keep going,
Writing your blog like a poem..
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Reminded me to log – ta! 😀
Flippin’ brilliant!
lol… love it! Maybe you should win your own competition?!! 🙂
Yeah why not, especially as the independent adjudicator is clearly totally impartial.
Haaa!! Bloody brilliant! Love it!
My only regret is that this post came too late to go in the portfolio for your uni interview. I absolutely love it!
Tremendous!