Old men weeing on the roadside

I was happy reading in the conservatory when I was forced out for a bike ride. We rode up to Mersham, a place I haven’t been before and it’s so posh, it has people playing cricket on the village green.

It also has a shop. I miss shops. We have a massive Tesco up the road but no local shops to nip into to get beer and cat food.

Mersham also has two pubs. People of Mersham are spoilt.

Then we cycled back and there was an old man peeing by the roadside into some bushes. On the other side of the bushes were some cows and I was hoping the cows would bite that dirty old man’s dick off but they just ignored him.