The Pied Piper of Park Farm
The title is flawed because:
a) I don’t live in Park Farm; and
b) although last time I went to Tesco, the entire population of Ashford under 10s appeared to be in there and, on today’s run, the entire population of Ashford under 10s appeared to be in the road leading down to the house, I don’t think they were actually following me. In fact, the young boy on a bike in front of me on the trail must have thought I was following him, judging by how fast his little legs started pedalling when he turned around and saw me running up behind him.
But, ‘The Pied Piper of Park Farm’ is snappier than ‘There Are Too Many Kids In Ashford And Can You All Fuck Off Please’.
Stats
Running: 2.5 miles
Flawed titles: 1
Ashford under 10s: all of them
Small children run away from me too
Love it.
Ah youths. There’s nothing better than seeing a gang on my run and
a) one jumps out and shouts at me to scare me
b) one runs alongside me to show off to his friends, but gets a stitch after approx 10 metres
The future of UK comedy is safe with these comedic clowns out there.
Haha! I think I like your first title attempt better!
I’ve had all sorts try and run with me on the streets of north and east London.
The best was probably when two young ladies saw me coming, turned around and fell into step with me, complete with serious arm swinging and ‘serious running face’ turned on. Followed by “Yo, man, why the f*%k you runnin’ so fast?” as they peeled off after 30 yards…