Janathon day 4 – a haiku and humiliation
Here’s a stationary bike haiku for you:
Why are you so crap? Station-
ary bike, you git.
Before I’d got on the stationary bike, I’d been happily cross-training on the cross-trainer when Mr Coach Driver Man decided to park his coach outside the window a foot or so from my face. Nope, 50 people staring through the window at me while I’m on the cross-trainer wasn’t embarrassing at all, oh no.
In case I haven’t humiliated myself enough yet today, here’s a photo of me planking in my PJs to make up for the penguin onesie plank I did wrong.
Model (ahem) wears:
Grey and pink soft brushed cotton pyjamas by DKNY (cheap from TK Maxx)
Slippers by Tesco
Cabinet by Ebay
Vase by Homebase
Floor by don’t know, ask Shaun
Hair by Toni & Guy about 2 years ago and needs a bit of a trim
My deputy HelsBels has lined up a prize for the best plank (hopefully more prizes will be arranged so we can have prizes for different categories), so keep posting them on your blogs, Twitter and on Facebook. We want them all – in your pyjamas, in your onesies, or just blatant exhibitionism, it’s all good.