Winner of The Crisis Cookbook announced!

Thanks to those of you who entered my competition to win a copy of The Crisis Cookbook.  There were a couple of good jokes there, but my favourite was Paul HC’s donkey joke:

Man goes for job at a blacksmiths:

“Do you have any experience shoeing horses?”

“No but I once told a donkey to **** off”

Well done Paul, email me your address and I’ll send the book off to you.