Litterbugs
I was going to go the gym this morning but Shaun said it was nice and sunny and bright and too nice a day to go to the gym so I said I’d go for a bike ride instead and did he want to come too? but he said no, he wanted to carry on building his shed and so I said that’s not very romantic, you should be taking me out somewhere and he said I’ll take you to Tesco later and so I went out on my bike and it was indeed a nice bright sunny day but it was windy and the wind had brought in tons and tons of litter all over the place, except I don’t think wind can be blamed for the carpet and the mattress I saw dumped; the blame for that would lie with some chavvy local Ashfordian.
Stats (cycling)
Distance: 14.26 miles
Time: 1:30:54
Speed: 9.4 mph
Nice bright sunny days: 1
Romantic days out to Tesco: 1
Litter: tons
Pikey chavvy local Ashfordians: lots
Lucky you, Tescos, eh? I saw three shopping trolleys, at least 15 kilos of dog poo and a slapstick banana skin. When did this become OK?
Was Tesco romantic, after all?
;D
J
we saw a fridge, a mattress and a smelly looking rolled up carpet (hope there was no body in it) on the common today, It drives me mad, there is a recycling center less than five miles away that will take it all for free!!!
Did he buy you anything romantic like toilet roll?
You should try waitrose I hear its more romantic, and sainsburys often has a bit of a glow to it, not sure about morrisons though. Every little helps huh?
“Pikey chavvy local Ashfordians: lots” Damn near pissed myself.