Review: Trion:Z dual loop bracelet
I was contacted recently to see if I wanted to try out the Trion:Z dual loop bracelet and the first thing I noticed on their website was “The most difficult decision you have to make is what colour to choose”.
They weren’t kidding. There’s flipping hundreds of colours to choose from (this may be a slight exaggeration). I almost opted for the Audiofuel colours of black and orange, but my inner goth won in the end and I picked the purple and black one.
When it arrived, I looked at the accompanying leaflet to find out what it was supposed to do. The accompanying leaflet didn’t tell me. Hmm. As Warriorwoman has also mentioned on her blog, there’s lots of quotes from athletes extolling the bracelet’s virtues and how they wouldn’t race without a Trion:Z necklace or wristband, but they don’t actually say why.
The blurb on the website says:
“Trion:Z’s original dual therapy bracelet combines Trion:Z’s patented Ionic AND Magnetic therapy into one unique and stylish wristband. With TWO identical loops of Negative Ion releasing “Mineon Health Fibre®” and twin patented ANSPO orientate therapeutic magnets, making it the most powerful ionic wristband on the market.”
I took my stylish loops of negative ions out for a bike ride and I don’t know if it did whatever it was supposed to do but I didn’t fall off, so all was good.
how bizzare – just like my ‘go-faster-red’nailvarnish that I wore running on Sunday…worked though..!
What a load of piffle! Nice colours though.
You guys are so negative… clearly the iconic bionic ionic energies released though the dual band technologies transfer frenetic magnetic kinetic forces to maximise and energise the very size of your sarcomere (not sarky here!)
Trion Z sounds like a Japanese anime series and Mineon sounds like a character from Thundercats. 🙂
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