Juneathon Day 3
I get up early (and remember, to anyone unemployed, any time before lunchtime Neighbours is early) with the intention of doing a mile before heading off to agency no. 1 to see if they can de-unemployed pikey me and it has to be just a mile as I have to give off an air of sleek professionalism and not that of a drowned rat and my hair will ming far less after a mile than after three miles but then I look out of the window and FUCK, IT’S RAINING and that puts paid to that then and I think bollocks, I’ve got another agency to go to this afternoon and then I’m coming home, just to near enough go straight out again to meet up with an old boss from years ago who, although I’m very much looking forward to seeing again, can’t ask him for a job because a) he’s just taken on a new assistant; and b) he pays fuck all what with there not being a huge amount of money in the literary agency world.
But I am not destined to fall into the Juneathon failure bucket just yet as I have a cunning plan in that walking from the Liverpool Street agency to the Chancery Lane one counts. And it doubley counts if I walk back as well. And it’s not even hiding an unemployed pikey money saving excuse as I have a travelcard. So there.
Oh, and look, I’ve inspired someone. Yay, go me.
Stats:
3 miles walking
Juneathon days completed: 3/3
People inspired by me: 1
I wish I was sure of the Juneathon rules…I could use a walk tomorrow but fear being outed as a fake!
You may have inspired me, too, but i’d never admit it!
You’re an inspiration to us all Shiny 🙂 I could do with some of your gadgets – have to keep guessing our mileage.