Purple

As I had my yearly hair cut the other day, now I need to give my hair it’s yearly dye but first I must Janathon and so I get dressed in a purple long sleeve top and a purple hoody and I get my purple bike out of the garage and do a measly three miles and see a very squished hedgehog and then I get back and dye my hair purple and when I realise it’s been a bit of a purple day, it reminds me of a conversation I had about 15 years ago with my friend Lorraine who said if I like purple that means I’ve got delusions of grandeur and I replied that they weren’t delusions.

Stats (cycling)
Distance: 3.27 miles
Time: 20:29
Speed: 100
Purple long sleeve tops: 1
Purple hoodies: 1
Purple bikes: 1
Squished hedgehogs: 1
Purple heads of hair: 1
Delusions of grandeur: 1

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