Lardathon Day #28 and #29
I don’t know what I’m worse at. Keeping my Lardathon blog updated every day, or, um, actually sticking to this Lardathon thingy. Ho hum.
Anyway, Lardathon Day 28 gets off to a good start and a good end actually, with me eating fuck all and even foregoing the free ice cream, unlike some people, but um, I did seem to swap the eating thing for the drinking thing which maybe accounts for the hangover I had this morning. But enough about my hangover, and let’s get back to the important business of how many cows did I see on Saturday.
Well, let’s count ’em.
Hmm. One cow. But hey, one cow is better than no cows. And here is da cow in all its cow-like glory doing some kind of cow-like yoga thing.
And here’s the cow again not doing a cow-like yoga thing but doing a I’m-a-moody-cow-and-I-don’t-want-to-talk-to-anyone-so-I’m-not-going-
to-turn-around-thing.
And here is the cow again, showing off it’s pretty Essex stylee earrings.
And today, after I finally dragged myself out of my pit we went and got a very un-Lardathon fry up in a greasy spoon which I think was probably the best idea I’ve had all week and I said to Bear I’m going to make pizza, when is it August and he said August is on Wednesday so I said do you want to come round for pizza on Wednesday then because it won’t be Lardathon anymore and we can eat pizza and he said oh no, I couldn’t possibly do that, I am a finely tuned athlete, don’t you know and I only ever eat 51g of muesli a day and the occasional salad and then I woke up and he said yay, cool, can we have garlic bread too?
PMPL!!
Love the dream bit at the end – did wonder what was going on there what with me being all healthy and finely tuned.
The cow is obviously doing cow pose 🙂
http://www.yogaasana.com.au/poses.htm
what is that little woolley thing in the background?
As I recall it was a sheep 🙂 Does look more like Mr Squiggle or something from the Mr Men books
Must be rubbish for animals on city farms – all their mates are on big rolling hills that are hundreds of acres big, whereas they get stuck in a small pen with a couple of pigs and a rabbit for company. I’d be having words with my agent 😉
LOL!! There’s a baby cow too in the pics. You haven’t given him his share of limelight..
Just love your sense of humour. It really gets me moo-ving through the day!
Yeah I think the brown woolly thing is a sheep. There was a llama too. And some goats. And some bunnies 🙂
..and some hens and chickens and stuff
don’t remember the bunnies?