Lardathon Day #15

Today I am in less pain. After awaking from my dream which saw me in a Lost-like situation but waking up before I found out if I was rescued and if anyone had got a well deserved slap for getting on the rescue plane without me I got out of bed to see if my leg felt any better but it didn’t but I did manage to get up without wanting to be sick which I take as a good sign and after taking some ibuprofen my leg is feeling better and I decide to go to the supermarket and I manage to only buy what is on my list but that’s mostly because my stomach has decided it’s not 100% better after all and all the cakes and stuff are making me feel sick and when I get to the checkout the man in front of me only has a bottle of vodka and a banoffee pie and I think I should give him a lardathon card but then I think maybe I won’t as his girlfriend looks a bit scary and will probably give me a slap and I get outside with my shopping that contains neither vodka nor banoffee pie but a healthy selection of vegetables, and a foreign woman grabs my wrist and puts her fingers to her mouth and I think what the fuck? and I shake her off and wonder if she was after a cigarette then I think ah no she probably wants some food, well she can go to Lidl and get her own food, she’s not having mine, the cheeky git.

Lardathon stats:
Starting weight: 9 st 4
Current weight: 9 st 4
Breakfast/lunch: Crunchy peanut butter on toast
Dinner: Lentil shepherd’s pie with cheese sweet potato mash / peas, carrots, sweetcorn and green beans
Other: Nectarine

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