Lardathon Day #15
Today I am in less pain. After awaking from my dream which saw me in a Lost-like situation but waking up before I found out if I was rescued and if anyone had got a well deserved slap for getting on the rescue plane without me I got out of bed to see if my leg felt any better but it didn’t but I did manage to get up without wanting to be sick which I take as a good sign and after taking some ibuprofen my leg is feeling better and I decide to go to the supermarket and I manage to only buy what is on my list but that’s mostly because my stomach has decided it’s not 100% better after all and all the cakes and stuff are making me feel sick and when I get to the checkout the man in front of me only has a bottle of vodka and a banoffee pie and I think I should give him a lardathon card but then I think maybe I won’t as his girlfriend looks a bit scary and will probably give me a slap and I get outside with my shopping that contains neither vodka nor banoffee pie but a healthy selection of vegetables, and a foreign woman grabs my wrist and puts her fingers to her mouth and I think what the fuck? and I shake her off and wonder if she was after a cigarette then I think ah no she probably wants some food, well she can go to Lidl and get her own food, she’s not having mine, the cheeky git.
Lardathon stats:
Starting weight: 9 st 4
Current weight: 9 st 4
Breakfast/lunch: Crunchy peanut butter on toast
Dinner: Lentil shepherd’s pie with cheese sweet potato mash / peas, carrots, sweetcorn and green beans
Other: Nectarine
giving out lardathon cards could be quite good fun… 🙂
Well, it’d be fun until one of us got a slap, anyway 🙂
I had cunchy peanut butter on toast this morning. I was a bit disappointed as I put smooth pb in my trolley and someone must have switched em. I hate crunchy.
If I ever have someone swap my crunchy butter for smooth, I’ll swap you. I hate smooth peanut butter 🙂
mmm – crunch peanut butter – I’m okay with smooth but rustic is much better 🙂
So – this lentil shepherd’s pie – does the shepherd round up the lentils in the field with his lentil dog or something?? 😉
Love lentil shepard’s pie. Yummmm.
jogblog, I’m so sorry that you are not feeling well and I hope you get better real soon. 🙂
I hope you start to feel better.Sounds like a touch of food poison.I hope the leg starts to feel better too,I would go see a doc for that. 🙂
Weird beggars everywhere….. Take care of your stomach and leg….