In the country

Emily invited me to visit her and Mik in Cornwall although I think I may have invited myself and so later today I will be forgetting how much I hate the countryside and will be getting on a plane to the end of the country although it shouldn’t be too much of a culture shock as I practised looking at a field on Tuesday and even saw some sheep although practising looking at sheep was a waste of time as Emily says she hasn’t seen any sheep for ages but she has promised me donkeys. Yay.

But as it’s still June, that means the laws of Juneathon must be upheld and so I go out for a quick mile round the park which seems to have been invaded by twenty million kids under the age of three who seem to be having a party although the party seems to be in two groups but I can’t tell which group has the coolest kids in.

I start to run and can hear my feet and I’m wondering why I can hear my feet and then I realise I’VE FORGOTTEN MY IPOD. How the fuck did that happen? I’ve only ever once run without my iPod and that was because I was conducting an experiment and I think that doesn’t bode well for the rest of the day and hope I don’t miss my flight due to forgetting which airport I have to go to or something.

Stats:
Distance: 1.11 miles
Time: 10:18
Pace: 9:16 m/m
Calories: 92
Kids under the age of three: about twenty million
Music:
None, as I am an idiot and forgot my iPod