Under blogging orders
I have been told off for not blogging Saturday’s run so here is my blog post for Saturday and I’d better do it now because otherwise it’s going to come after tomorrow’s blog post for tomorrow’s planned running commute and it’s going to get very confusing if I start blogging runs after later runs and who knows where it will end, maybe I’ll start blogging runs I haven’t even done yet and actually, that sounds like a good idea and maybe I’ll do that when I feel a blogging frenzy come on and just kind of stock up on posts or something.
Still, work has calmed down since the power crazy 21 year old secretary has realised her place in a City law firm food chain is lower than that of a partner and she is finally leaving me alone and what is a 21 year old doing hanging out in City law firms pretending to be important anyway? she should be doing what I was doing when I was 21, which was drinking Special Brew and hanging out in squats with my 30 year old junkie boyfriend who used to beat me up on a regular basis. Hmm, maybe not.
Anyway, I go to Sainsburys on Friday night after work and pretend I haven’t seen the wine and beer aisle and go home empty alcohol handed in an attempt to get a proper night’s sleep in preparation for a proper training run in the morning as for some reason I have decided to remember I have a half in October and I haven’t done any proper training since my half in March and all I’ve done since is walk a bit and take a shit load of photos and so I go out with my new MP3 player which I will do a proper review of sometime in the future, maybe on one of my in the future runs that I haven’t done yet posts, and I decide to do my six mile route which I do sort of without stopping and the cows still aren’t back even though there’s a sign saying they’re coming back in early July but it’s mid-July now so whoever wrote that sign is a lying bastard and whoever’s in charge of the cows, can you send them down Walthamstow marshes way please?
Stats
Distance: 6.38 miles
Time: 1:07:38
Pace: 10:36
Calories: 631
Music
Black Kids
The Killers
Polyphonic Spree
The Dude
Maybe the cows have been ambushed by the same people who’ve absconded with 16 of my sheep?
I’ve just moved house and there are plenty of cows in the fields near me that you are welcome to, thank you. A woman got trampled to death the other week by some angry cows in a field near here when she was out walking her dog. Oh and my golden retriever thinks it’s fun to roll in their cowpats, too, which is pleasant.
Perhaps I can send you pictures of my belted Galloways and you can pretend they’re on your marshes
I have no cows except for me but which half are you running in October?
I’m doing the Royal Parks half, along with Warriorwoman and Londonjogger. Are you doing it?
any reason why you want the cows back? what have i missed?
I like cows, that’s why I want them back. They’re usually here from July to January.