Juneathon 2013 giveaway winners announced!

I promised to give away some fantastic prizes at the end of Juneathon. The Random Number Generator has spoken, I’ve checked the blogs for eligibility and the winners are:

A year’s supply of Halo Sports Detergent
Matt Lambourne (Matt’s Juneathon)

Feet in the Clouds by Richard Askwith
Lucy Jiwa (Black and Tabby Runs)

GO>ID Personal Emergency ID Kit
Holley Knight (The Dog With The Broken Ear)
Kim Ivory (High Fiving Palm Trees)
Kath Jones (cogitjoggett)

Well done Matt, Lucy, Holley, Kim and Kath – you’re worthy winners indeed!

I seem to have accidentally entered the London Duathlon 2013

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I’ve entered the London Duathlon. I don’t know how that happened. Actually, I do know how it happened, it happened because Limelight Sports emailed me and said ‘would you like to take part in the London Duathlon?’ and I replied, ‘I’ve never done a duathlon before so, yes, I’d love to’. With hindsight, never having done a duathlon before isn’t the best reason in the world. I’ve  never plunged my head into a bubbling cauldron of crocodile sick and that’s not something I’m planning to do in the near or distant future either. Still, I got all motivated and inspired by the idea and, anyway, the super sprint is only 5k run / 11k bike / 5k run (other distances are available), and even I can do that.

But then, I realised, I haven’t got a suitable vehicle for such an undertaking. Although, at least I have got a bike (three of them in fact or, if you count all the bikes in the household, seven, or even eight if you also include the one with the engine although I’m not sure that’d be allowed on the course), unlike Rachel and Helen who are also going to be taking part.

I could borrow Shaun’s racer (or road bike or whatever they’re called these days) but, despite us being the same height and me having longer legs, it’s too high for me. Shaun likes to perch atop of it as if on a skinny shire horse, whereas I prefer to be nearer the ground, Shetland Pony style. When I tell him this, he starts banging on about efficiency in the legs or something, which is where I switch off and go back to playing Candy Crush (level 143 at the mo, in case you’re interested).

So, I need a bike. I had my eye on this one at Wiggle but Shaun compared the measurements and it’s near enough the same as his so I wouldn’t be comfortable on it. This one at Halfords (yeah, High Street, I know, but Shaun says although it’s Halfords, people won’t laugh because it’s a good bike) was £400ish cheaper the other day but now it’s gone up and I don’t know if it’s going to go down in price again soon.  I will keep looking.

And when I get my bike, I’m going to need to do some training on it, i.e. practise going faster than 10mph and not braking so hard I’m only doing 5mph on the downhill bits.

If you’re a duathlon noob like me, here are some tips from RG Active:

1. Do your homework – ensure you spend some time researching the event. Look at the transport and parking for race day, building in plenty of time to get the race and not be rushing at the last minute. Try to speak to athletes that have completed the race previously and get their feedback.

 

2. Get the basics – the basic equipment is essential. You will need a bike, a bike helmet, a pair of running shoes and some sports clothing to take part in. Spend some time making sure that your equipment is in good working order and get your bike serviced to prevent any unwanted mechanical issues. If your running shoes are more than one year old and you have used them regularly – it is time for a new pair. Good working equipment can often prevent injuries.

 

3. Build using BRICK’s – What is a BRICK session? Basically a training session where you complete both running and cycling elements at least once back-to-back to give you that real race simulation session. A BRICK session can take any form, it could be a very long bike followed by a short run, or short bike followed by a long run, it could be a run/bike/run session, or even a multiple BRICK where you swap sports up to five or six times. There is no right and wrong.

 

4. Train Transitions – the transition phase between cycling and running is the area that causes most anxiety for beginners. To help with this, spend time thinking through what ‘your’ method will be for transition – think about bike set up, the need to change footwear (if you wish) and how to lay this out for a smooth change over. Practice this time and time again.

 

5. Get outdoors – Your race is outside, on roads and will most likely include hills, therefore it is important to train in this environment on a regular basis. Cycling outdoors is very different to training on an indoor bike; the hills, the road surface, the wind and the heat can all play a big part in how you ride your bike, it also means you are training on the same equipment that you will be racing on. Indoor training is helpful, and on certain training sessions where you really want to control the environment it is more advantageous, but nothing beats being outdoors.

 

6. Be an early bird – on the race day it is important to get to the event early, this gives you an opportunity to register, set up your transition area and watch how the race operates without the stress of feeling rushed.

I need a tip on how to find my bike in the transition area. I’m sure I’m going to forget where it is. Any duathletes out there got some tips for me?

Win two weeks’ breakfast from FUEL!

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Inspired by Malcolm Gladwell’s book, Outliers which explores the theory that perfection is achieved after 10,000 hours of practice, the developers of new breakfast brand, FUEL, believe it can help to provide morning sustenance to any athlete or artist, business person or musician in their pursuit of excellence.

Consisting of a breakfast milkshake, crunchy granola and on the go porridge pots, FUEL is perfect for those go-getters who are too busy to sit down to breakfast. The concept is simple, fast and convenient sustenance with the exact balance of carbs and protein to support you on your day.

FUEL is giving one lucky winner the chance to win two weeks’ worth of breakfast goodies (2 boxes of granola, 6 bottles of Liquid Fuel drink and 4 porridge pots).

How to enter

Leave a comment below letting me know what you’d like to excel at, e.g. athlete, musician, penguin tamer, double glazing salesman, high class prostitute, bus driver, poet, pretending to be Russell Brand, etc.

Terms and conditions

One winner will be picked at random after the closing date of midnight, Friday 26 July 2013. 

UK entries only.

My own parkrun and magpies on sheep heads

My Twitter timeline this morning was full of people going off for a parkrun, so I decided to do my own parkrun in honour of Juneathon. Except it wasn’t going to be in a park and it wasn’t going to be with other people but it was going to be a 5k. So, you can call it a 5k if you want to, but I’m sticking with parkrun, so there.

All was going well until I got to the slopey bit that goes up to the little shop and because I’m planning on doing the Great Kent Bike Ride tomorrow, decided I should rest and walk up the slopey bit but then I thought what if I was doing an Ironman? Would I walk in the swimming bit because I had to get on a bike after but then I thought yes, I probably would but there’s not much chance of me doing an Ironman anyway because a) I can’t swim; b) I’m too scared to cycle faster than 10mph; and c) I’ll probably never do a marathon because I keep whinging about how there’s nowhere to train round here.

Anyway, I stopped being a wimp and pretended I was an Ironman and ran up the slopey bit then got on the trail and there was a man running towards me and I wondered how long most runners wait until acknowledging the runner running towards them and I usually keep my eyes down until they’re right near me and then I look up and smile and say hello or grunt or whatever I’m capable of doing at the time and then there was another runner coming towards me when I was going through a gate and I thought oh no, more running etiquette dilemmas – do I stand here holding the gate open for her or just go through it? and it’s not the type of gate you can hold open for someone anyway and so I went through it and hoped she didn’t think I was being rude and if she had done the same to me, I wouldn’t have thought she was being rude but anyway, she smiled and said hello so I don’t think she was too bothered and then I went past the sheep field and there was a sheep with a magpie on his head and he didn’t look too bothered, he was like ‘yeah, I’ve got a magpie on my head, so what?’ and then I got back to the house and I’d only done 2.94 miles and I was determined to do 5k and so I carried on and it took until I’d done 2.97 miles to get past the house and I went up the road a bit until I did 5k and then I walked back.

Job done. Innit. 

I did it twice today

Aha! I know what you’re thinking – you’re thinking ‘where’s JogBlog slacked off to? Is she in the pub?’ but, no, I’m here and today I did 30 minutes of body pump in the morning, then at lunchtime I went on a ten mile bike ride. As I didn’t do anything yesterday, I’m going to count one of these for yesterday, okay?

Two days to go!

The Pied Piper of Park Farm

The title is flawed because:

a) I don’t live in Park Farm; and

b) although last time I went to Tesco, the entire population of Ashford under 10s appeared to be in there and, on today’s run, the entire population of Ashford under 10s appeared to be in the road leading down to the house, I don’t think they were actually following me. In fact, the young boy on a bike in front of me on the trail must have thought I was following him, judging by how fast his little legs started pedalling when he turned around and saw me running up behind him.

But, ‘The Pied Piper of Park Farm’ is snappier than ‘There Are Too Many Kids In Ashford And Can You All Fuck Off Please’.

Stats
Running: 2.5 miles
Flawed titles: 1
Ashford under 10s: all of them 

Festival icon set to give her training some welly at Glastonbury

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Jo Whiley will wear the world’s first “running wellies” at Glastonbury to keep training on track

Glastonbury presenter Jo Whiley will be at the forefront of festival fashion when she sports the world’s first ever pair of “running wellies” later this week. The prototype footwear has been created by Bupa specifically for Jo, to help keep her training for the Bupa Great North Run on track during her busy summer of festival commitments, whatever the weather.

Bupa’s team of experts have created a number of the limited edition “running wellies” for festival goers this summer. The footwear has been designed in the style of the traditional wellington boot and include several key requirements of a trainer including laces, a supportive sole and increased ankle and heel support. Music fan Jo, will also be able to keep in touch with the latest festival sounds with the built in iPod holder.

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Despite her busy summer schedule, the presenter has committed to running her first ever half marathon on 15th September, in a bid to get fit. It is hoped that the “running wellies” will enable Jo to continue her training for the Bupa Great North Run despite the unpredictable weather and iconic mud covered fields. The run is part of Bupa’s My First Run campaign, which aims to inspire 2,000 people to take up running by offering free Bupa Great Run 5km places to first time runners.

Jo Whiley said: “I’ll be spending a lot of time working at festivals throughout the summer and always tend to be up to my knees in mud. I’m determined to keep my training going for the Bupa Great North Run and the right footwear is crucial, so the running wellies seem like the only way I’ll be able to get the miles in throughout the festival season.”

The long way round to buy broccoli

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Although ‘cycling to the farm shop’ sounds beautifully bucolic, what it actually means is ‘cycling a mile down a busy road being overtaken by cars, vans, lorries and buses who don’t leave much more than an inch gap’. Still, I’d rather give my money to Andy in the farm shop than the owners of Tesco, so I took the long way round this morning to buy some broccoli via the post office.

Stats
Cycling: 4.31 miles
Post Offices visited: 1
Farm shops visited: 1
Broccolis bought: 1
Onions bought: 1
Bunches of asparagus bought: 1

If you go down to the woods today…

… don’t forget to take your camera. Bah.

I found some new (as in I haven’t been there before, not new as in just built) local woods to explore. iliketocount didn’t seem too keen to go out but he soon livened up when he saw how perfect the woods were for trying to kill himself on his bike with all the slopes and sand dunes and stuff.

My Garmin didn’t get a signal for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages so it said I only walked about .6 of a mile and, although I forgot to take my camera (so many trees I wanted to photograph, bah), here’s the GPS tracking photographic evidence.

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Oh, and if you’re thinking why didn’t I take photos on my phone – I don’t take my phone out with me all the time. Maybe Garmin should start putting cameras in their watches. That’d be cool.

Three-quarters of a Juneathon

This Juneathon’s going quickly, there’s only nine more days left. Despite Helen telling me I’d done loads this ‘athon, I feel a bit of a slacker when I see the empty days in SportTracks.

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Still, it’s more than I would have done if there hadn’t been an ‘athon so, yay, go me.

Stats
Rowing machine: 20 minutes
Cross-trainer: 20 minutes
Treadmill: 15 minutes

 

UPDATE

Just realised, it should probably say two-thirds, not three-quarters. I am crap at maths.

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